William. We knew this day was coming. This is what happens when someone tells you the story of the way they died.
(It's also the eight of swords, because my love affair with the minor arcana is not yet over.)
William is from my mad science, troubled relationship, moronically comedic webcomic Evil Plan. If any of that sounded good to you, you can check it out here: www.evilplan.thewebcomic.com